inothernews:

WINNER WINNER PIZZA DINNER New York City Emergency Medical Services employee Carlos Jimenez, right, a member of the New York Fire Department, checked out his competitor, police officer Angel Lopez, during a pizza-eating competition at Patsy’s Pizzeria in Harlem, N.Y., Wednesday. Patsy’s is celebrating its 76th anniversary with 90-cent steaks, 60-cent pizzas and one-cent sodas. (Photo: Mary Altaffer/AP)

I’m missing this. FML!!!!!… Oh and dude on the right, hello. You’re loosing